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About justsayfuck : Living life in peace.

'Most people think,
Great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights.'
- Bob Marley

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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25454) - you deserved it (14995)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14449) - you deserved it (80864)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34809) - you deserved it (3711)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41142) - you deserved it (10393)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML


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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34976) - you deserved it (25256)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50715) - you deserved it (5853)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8638) - you deserved it (62588)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (32695)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41546) - you deserved it (6239)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML


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On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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