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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (24 years)
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About justsayfuck : Living life in peace.

'Most people think,
Great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights.'
- Bob Marley

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Today, while taking pills 4 a headache, I threw mah head back to help get the pills down, an in the process, whackd it against the brick windowsill behind me . FML

#18071485
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (13811)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Yesterday mah boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. mega FML

#17658485
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3407)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. looool FML

#11723060
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62527) - you deserved it (8539)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was mistaken fir a male prostitute because I was walking homehile wearing mah speedo after a swim in the public pool!! I was arrestd and looool had to stay in a room full of convicts fir 4 hours!! Still in a speedo!! FML

#10974262
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32591) - you deserved it (23961)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

#7391699
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (5534)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I was putting away clots in te Men's department,en a guy came and startd sopping in te aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fd up, I said ( Wat are u staring at? ) Turns out e was wereing is sunglasses on te back of is ead. FML

#4865635
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7794) - you deserved it (59750)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady obbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on te 'door open button but te doors closed. I got drty looks from te people in te lift, only ten did I realise I ad frantically tapped te 'door close button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (31079)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today... I was looking over the schedule fir errors and crcled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me... she gave me a werd look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had crcled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38064) - you deserved it (5796)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

#2637147
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (69534)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (76023)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today... I was on webcam with someone an the conversation did so I said "brb". I sat there fir five minutes not realising I had left mah webcam on. FML

#2334865
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8150) - you deserved it (73731)

On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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