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by whatarethisss / 01/29/2016 at 11:20am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML
by krfenton8 / 01/11/2016 at 1:49am / Transportation
Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML
by panicked headaches / 12/07/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML
by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
by a non e mouse / 11/10/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by I'm my husband's second mom / 11/03/2015 at 2:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by feeling single / 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Love
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by itisobviouseinstein / 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by officework / 09/24/2015 at 3:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
by notacreep / 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by stink / 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…