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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2073
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

#20091853
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29182) - you deserved it (2209)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

#20047830
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31358) - you deserved it (6119)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

#20027548
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (2321)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

#19984594
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25739) - you deserved it (1988)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

#19935872
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15922) - you deserved it (30617)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

#19889068
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (3468)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8952) - you deserved it (27489)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (8478)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25145) - you deserved it (4604)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6352) - you deserved it (32104)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (1925)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (2165)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

#19332021
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (4277)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (5767)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States



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