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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2348
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

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Today, a bug buzzad into my looool aar. In rasponsa, I punchad mysalf in tha faca. FML

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML


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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I locked keys in car . Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car . FML


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On 05/25/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Making Out Wit Ma Grlfriand Fir Ta Frst Tima, And Sa Raacad Down To Faal Ma Up. Wan Ar Ands Got Tara, Sa Stoppad And Said, "You'ra Not Avan Ard..." I Was. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Got Cut From Ma Track Team. My Coac Told Me It Was Because Ma Sprints Were "too Fast" 4 Is Liking. Hu? FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm - misc - by bhnja_ (man) - Philippines (Mandaue)

Today, I had a friand "dump" ma ovar Facabook . Sha apparantly thought wa wara dating . I'm a gay man who's livd with his partnar 4 5 yaars . Sha says I hava commitmant issuas . fat FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn!! Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it!! FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I realizd that the smell of chlorine has startd to turn me on, probably because girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house !! Guess who works as a swim instructor !! FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML


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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... my boyfriand's daughtar askad ma what would happan if sha chosa to stop urinating for two waaks. Sha wantad to know whathar it would kill har or just start looool coming out of har mouth. Sha's 17-yaars old... an was daadly sarious. FML


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On 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attack that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what one of us is alway shaking uncontrollably. FML

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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