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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3175
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

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Visits<b>getindoe69</b> - yesterday at 6:09am<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:35am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:05pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:39pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:03pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:50pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:13am<b>pengyvan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:14pm<b>alice2lacy</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:58pm<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:29am<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:05pm<b>natashamilan</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:59am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:39pm<b>britt2daknee</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:56am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:24am<b>cbxxii</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:54pm

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:50am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:13am<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:29am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:30am<b>amandalynn84</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:33pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:44am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:14am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:35am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:15am

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, I came back from vacation only to find my 16-year-old son was throwing a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. FML

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41919) - you deserved it (9051)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

#20792517
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58012) - you deserved it (3887)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42955) - you deserved it (3189)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML

#20788188
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46325) - you deserved it (3870)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

#20784225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46703) - you deserved it (4200)

On 07/15/2013 at 1:25pm - misc - by helpme - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

#20782670
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60147) - you deserved it (3006)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

#20779336
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48209) - you deserved it (3998)

On 07/13/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Festivaler - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

#20751604
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (5213)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46348) - you deserved it (8312)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (32351)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)



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