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justindrew14

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justindrew14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3219
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

justindrew14's page activity

Visits<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:35am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:05pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:39pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:03pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:50pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:13am<b>pengyvan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:14pm<b>alice2lacy</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:58pm<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:29am<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:05pm<b>natashamilan</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:59am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:39pm<b>britt2daknee</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:56am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:24am<b>cbxxii</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:54pm

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:50am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:13am<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:29am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:30am<b>amandalynn84</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:33pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:44am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:14am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:35am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:15am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

#20874059
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42978) - you deserved it (5446)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

#20874035
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49556) - you deserved it (5383)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

#20873101
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (99693)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

#20872521
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49023) - you deserved it (4873)

On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18817) - you deserved it (134855)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

#20864719
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45432) - you deserved it (19317)

On 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm - animals - by aherdofpigs - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

#20864621
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43936) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms are too expensive." FML

#20864490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52612) - you deserved it (5988)

On 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59727) - you deserved it (6438)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

#20862202
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44043) - you deserved it (3916)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

#20861665
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22351) - you deserved it (65741)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML

#20849629
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39090) - you deserved it (3343)

On 08/22/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by lord kuntface (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

#20847973
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50698) - you deserved it (6816)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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