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justindrew14

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justindrew14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3377
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

justindrew14's page activity

Visits<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:44pm<b>fringeisawesome</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:37am<b>FEATHDUCK</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:45pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:40am<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:35am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:05pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:39pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:50pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:13am<b>pengyvan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:14pm<b>alice2lacy</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:58pm<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:29am<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:05pm<b>natashamilan</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:59am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:39pm<b>britt2daknee</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:56am

Fucked!<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:45am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:50am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:13am<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:29am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:30am<b>amandalynn84</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:33pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:44am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:14am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:35am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:15am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (3918)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42960) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47303) - you deserved it (3349)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48747) - you deserved it (16614)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38634) - you deserved it (32150)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51760) - you deserved it (8257)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42109) - you deserved it (11300)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

#15203097
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (15490)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44329) - you deserved it (3012) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

#14584819
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (25682)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8254) - you deserved it (73086)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9560) - you deserved it (37647)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past 2 hours. FML

#14279972
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (3631)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35280) - you deserved it (11398)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (38095)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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