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justindrew14

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justindrew14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3212
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little nibble. I have three dogs. I also like to travel.

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Visits<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:35am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:05pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:39pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:03pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:50pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:13am<b>pengyvan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:14pm<b>alice2lacy</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:58pm<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:29am<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:05pm<b>natashamilan</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:59am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:39pm<b>britt2daknee</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:56am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:24am<b>cbxxii</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:54pm

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:50am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:13am<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:29am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:30am<b>amandalynn84</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:58pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 10:33pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:44am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:14am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:35am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:15am

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78) - you deserved it (183)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29506) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (2340)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

#21325932
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (2064)

On 12/28/2014 at 3:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32324) - you deserved it (4405)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52804) - you deserved it (4523)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41950) - you deserved it (11696)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38958) - you deserved it (8779)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38552) - you deserved it (2819)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (38257)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34075) - you deserved it (22653)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)



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