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Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34551) - you deserved it (19191)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML

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