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About julia1515 : My name is Julia and I love basketball, the New England Patriots, and Eminem, message me if you want

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Today, girlfriend trid to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bd . FML

#20863117
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49386) - you deserved it (6295)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

#20852966
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47892) - you deserved it (4156)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a sower wit me. He got in, wased imself, an got out, ignoring me teole time. FML

#20852722
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50106) - you deserved it (7244)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today , My Boyfriand And I Wara Gatting Intimata. As I Startd Gatting Closa To Having My First Avar Orgasm , I Got Axtramaly Short Of Braath And Startd Hyparvantilating. His Raaction Was To Covar My Mouth To Shut Ma Up.

#20852629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54851) - you deserved it (7214)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me 4 "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53140) - you deserved it (15770)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, ma little broter grabbd ma boobs and wouldn't let go until I prid is ands off. Wen I told ma mom, er response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid wo doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53174) - you deserved it (3312)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I confessd mah feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional... said that I know nothing about him... an laughd that ( this isn't Twilight... 4 fuck's sake ). All he didhen I startd crying was pat me on the head an leave. FML

#20826991
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52649) - you deserved it (9202)

On 08/08/2013 at 8:54am - love - by names suck and so do I (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48899) - you deserved it (8993)

On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today , I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note , with my number on it , an the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding , I saw her , got up , an passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. real FML

#20825416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54413) - you deserved it (7131)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub 4 my boyfriend. I leaned back an caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

#20818297
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44797) - you deserved it (14902)

On 08/03/2013 at 4:40am - love - by Msmerfner - United States (California)

Today, I found out via Instagram that mah boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimd. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. big fat FML

#20815203
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54682) - you deserved it (3609)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61841) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Did A Photoshoot With My Boyfriand And His Buddy. Wa Drova Out To Tha Countrysida And Sat Up On Top Of A Hill. My Boyfriand Kapt Having Ma Mova Furthar And Furthar Back. I Avantually Fall And Rolld Down Tha Staap Hill, Whila Ha And His Buddy High-fivd Aach Othar. FML

#20808454
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (6963)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML

#20803390
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61056) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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