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julako

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  • Number of visits : 3942
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About julako : "I am a linguist. I love ambiguity more than most people."

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Visits<b>blev96</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:58pm<b>chlolo95</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:49pm<b>LizG</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:01am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:19pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:12pm<b>Manylan</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:39pm<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:35pm<b>SanjanaRocks</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:42pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:59pm<b>babygirlllllll</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 9:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 11:52pm<b>xnemesis1981</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:26am<b>frnk</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>Sp4wn</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 3:39am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:11am<b>millie14225</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:22pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:51pm

Fucked!<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:10pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:59am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:11pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:27pm

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julako's favorite FMLs

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

by Cinnanyan / 06/02/2016 at 6:20am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

by Humpday / 05/29/2016 at 5:36pm / United States / Love

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

by Sloppy Cashmere / 05/09/2016 at 5:26pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML

by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, my electric razor broke down during shaving. So now I have a face which is shaved on the right hand side and has a beard on the left. I don't own blades, so I'll have to go to work looking like this. FML

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

by singleasapringle / 03/13/2016 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous

Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML

by itssomething / 03/01/2016 at 3:15pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy