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  • Number of visits : 4718
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About julako : "I am a linguist. I love ambiguity more than most people."

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Visits<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 5:32pm<b>GreedyGreedo</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 11:00pm<b>whatshuman43</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 11:49pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 11/14/2016 at 7:00pm<b>Deathtoallthem</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 3:24am<b>Jesse_Barragan</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 12:46am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 1:32pm<b>blev96</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:45pm<b>chlolo95</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:49pm<b>LizG</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:01am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:19pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:12pm<b>Manylan</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:39pm<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:35pm<b>SanjanaRocks</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:42pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:59pm<b>babygirlllllll</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 9:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 11:52pm

Fucked!<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:10pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:59am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:11pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:27pm

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julako's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2016 at 3:43am / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

by PinkMonkeys / 11/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Love

Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML

by calgarygal / 11/22/2016 at 9:53pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

by Lizzy / 11/10/2016 at 10:01pm / Intimacy

Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML

by daughter in law / 11/08/2016 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML

by I'm an asshole / 11/03/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

by Farterella / 11/02/2016 at 4:30pm / Geek

Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML

by uhmwow / 10/24/2016 at 8:50pm / Work

Today, I finished a 700-page book for my law exam. It was the wrong book. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2016 at 6:12am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Work

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

by cereal stepper / 10/23/2016 at 5:42am / Miscellaneous

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML

by knifewow / 10/20/2016 at 4:30am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, I got my new smartwatch that I ordered for myself on the promise that I would use it for tracking my new exercise routine. Instead, I used it for playing Pong whilst eating cake and drinking wine. FML

by TomorrowMaybe / 10/08/2016 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Health

Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML

by jaimpastaggle / 10/06/2016 at 10:24am / France / Kids

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

by Pissed.Off.Mom. / 10/06/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I am now his boss. FML

by Da Boss / 10/04/2016 at 9:19pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work