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  • Number of visits : 3609
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About julako : "I am a linguist. I love ambiguity more than most people."

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Visits<b>LizG</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:01am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:19pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:12pm<b>Manylan</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:39pm<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:35pm<b>SanjanaRocks</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:42pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:10pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:59pm<b>babygirlllllll</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 9:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 11:52pm<b>xnemesis1981</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:26am<b>frnk</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>Sp4wn</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 3:39am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:11am<b>millie14225</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:22pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:51pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:36am<b>darkstarrising</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:59am

Fucked!<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:10pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:59am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:11pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:27pm

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julako's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML

by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, my electric razor broke down during shaving. So now I have a face which is shaved on the right hand side and has a beard on the left. I don't own blades, so I'll have to go to work looking like this. FML

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

by singleasapringle / 03/13/2016 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous

Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML

by itssomething / 03/01/2016 at 3:15pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

by embarrassed much / 02/26/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 2:02pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous