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  • Number of visits : 5955
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About jujuroxursox : Living life, learning to love, laughing away the pain. (⬇)

I wanted to add some new stuff so here goes nothing, I am an INFJ and love reaching out to people, helping out those who may just be down on their luck. I love music, it tells a story unparalleled to any other medium. A good song brings a smile to a depressed person's face and tears to a happy person's eyes. I am a mahomie. I am writing a novella. I am a Sam girl and love Supernatural. Chocolate is my addiction and pancakes are JESUS in circle form. I like fancy food and fancy clothes.

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jujuroxursox's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

#20201801
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21007) - you deserved it (8820)

On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for my birthday a few months prior, I was convinced we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know what she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML

#20201791
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22828) - you deserved it (8013)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

#20201491
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

#20199046
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11364) - you deserved it (38429)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (6281)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

#20196242
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (5007)

On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

#20195835
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (4515)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

#20185787
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36417) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

#20184036
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (27139)

On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

#20179829
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress my 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in my lap in a frilly dress, and as I was placing a very pink and lacy bow on his head, my mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now thinks I'm mentally unstable and should be in therapy. FML

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (8138)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (5902)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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