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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 29 posted

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Visits<b>dno79</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 5:44pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:31am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:41am<b>bkmr</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:25am<b>rahatb98</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 4:40am<b>ajahchenae</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:36am<b>Frankie602</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Typicall</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:40am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 10:33pm<b>murfasa</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:13pm<b>hayleycasford</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 9:15am<b>petethelovehorn</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 9:25am<b>rnewmz97</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 9:00am<b>martin8337</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:17am<b>Gabbrill</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:36am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:00pm<b>oomph</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 8:14pm<b>max367</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 4:18pm

Fucked!<b>rnewmz97</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:00pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:17am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 5:00am<b>rogwest</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:58pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:26pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 4:38pm<b>iFevered</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 4:25pm<b>nishimehta</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:03pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:45pm<b>april082195</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 4:40am

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Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML

by stillaproudfather / 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Kids

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

by Confused / 04/16/2014 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

by SarahNB / 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm / United States (Utah) / Money

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

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Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

by juice723 / 11/20/2013 at 6:09am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

by queenxalee / 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

by Asshole hornet / 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous