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Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53094) - you deserved it (6519)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML


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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML


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On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

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