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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1995 (19 years)
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I post anime, along with random funny things :)

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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate teir marriage, we spent most of te service being lectured by te priest on ow women r a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and r te cause of all te world's problems. FML

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On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today , I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far , all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

#21229459
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (3983)

On 08/04/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by notthenaughtymaid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

#21221108
188 comments

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On 07/26/2014 at 12:29pm - work - by PrincessPromotion (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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93 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

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104 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

today mah brother decided to help me artificially age some of mah artwork by singieng looool the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fre to mah homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
73 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule mah classe fir school!! She askd me if I knew how to speak English!! My parent r Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese!! I've livd in America mah whole life!! Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes!! FML

#21200980
126 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

I CUMMD HOME FROM VACATION... ONLY TO FINE MAH NEIGHBOURS RELAXING ON MAH PATIO... AN THERE KIDS SWIMMING IN MAH POOL. FML

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168 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today... after nerely three weeks of hard work... I finally completed my best drawing yet... a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is... until I came home from a walk later on... only to fine my brother had drawn a stick figure on it... wanking into my face. FML

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77 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm - work - by ~~~ (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
77 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML

#21189397
127 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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