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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate teir marriage, we spent most of te service being lectured by te priest on ow women r a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and r te cause of all te world's problems. FML
Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML
Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule mah classe fir school!! She askd me if I knew how to speak English!! My parent r Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese!! I've livd in America mah whole life!! Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes!! FML
Today... after nerely three weeks of hard work... I finally completed my best drawing yet... a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is... until I came home from a walk later on... only to fine my brother had drawn a stick figure on it... wanking into my face. FML
I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML
Friday 27 March 2015