Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 08/18/2014 at 11:27am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

jshakd642's page activity

Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:36pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:20pm<b>wtffml1979</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:59pm<b>CambodianPenguin</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 2:13am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:31pm<b>sam882</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:31pm<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 12:34am<b>tellyc</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 12:56am<b>masterofall100</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 7:30pm<b>AU_Lovebird</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 1:56am<b>DarkSmoke591</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:56am<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 9:37pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:26pm<b>seriously_dave10</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:31pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 11:00pm<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 10:29am<b>tompou6</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:23pm<b>Tinii</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 3:40pm

Fucked!<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:20pm<b>masterofall100</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 1:30am

jshakd642's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of jshakd642's badges

jshakd642's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14504) - you deserved it (72753)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: