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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (21 years)
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About jrod9327 : Minion jedi and I'm a guy. Yup. Watched both movies with my little cousin and won't lie. Taking her to see the new one, will tell you how it is in July :-)

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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36821) - you deserved it (3340)

On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (6869)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38991) - you deserved it (6936)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML


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On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (3047)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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