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jpoole
  • Town/Country : Cam, el Toe
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jpoole : I'm a young guy who likes to kick back, laugh and have fun. So, please stop bitching over comments and spelling errors, we all know you need an outlet to cover up your disappointing life. Either change yourself or shut the fuck up. Otherwise, relax, kickback, and prepare to laugh.

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32723) - you deserved it (6313)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (2635)

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