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josiemijn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see you!

I like watching Netflix and being outdoors, going for a run, taking a bike ride, playing with my seven sheep and my cat or just lying in the sun.
And of course, reading other people's FML's :)

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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josiemijn's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

by PhoenixChick / 09/08/2015 at 2:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

by TaddM21 / 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals