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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see you!

I like watching Netflix and being outdoors, going for a run, taking a bike ride, playing with my seven sheep and my cat or just lying in the sun.
And of course, reading other people's FML's :)

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Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML


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