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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see ya!

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Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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