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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see ya!

I like watching Netflix and being outdoors, going for a run, taking a bike ride, playing with my seven sheep and my cat or just lying in the sun.
And of course, reading other people's FML's :)

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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josiemijn's favorite FMLs

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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