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by roseland / 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
by rent-a-cop / 05/05/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by picaboo / 08/10/2009 at 12:41pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
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