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joshua1615
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49279) - you deserved it (5147)

On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47061) - you deserved it (6457)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:28am - work - by rent-a-cop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I bought a new computer. I gave my old one to my mother. After handing it over and going home, I realised I forgot to change the background picture, a naked photo of my girlfriend. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by picaboo (man) - Singapore



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