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2day I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying nakd in the showerhile mah grlfriend ran water over mah body looool to make me feel better. I also made mah own funeral plans because I was convincd I was going to die. FML

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On 01/01/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by CK95 - United States

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

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On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boss asked about the mass of deep scratche on mah arm !! I lied and told him it happenedhile I was trying to save mah cat from a tree !! Truth is, mah cat is a sadistic assholeho stalk me and mauls mehenever he can !! real FML

#21286814
109 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex with mah boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decidd to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
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On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORKING IN MAH BATHROOM. I HAVE THE SHITS. THE ONLY PLACE I COULD THINK TO GO WAS IN MAH CATS LITTER BOX. I'VE USED IT TWICE AND AM NOW CONTEMPLATING USING IT A THRD TIME. FML

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On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friend started his frst day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent an saying ( merde ) whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, an I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
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On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, Ma Students All Anded In Tere 1,000 Word Papers. Te Assignment Was 4 Tem To Write About A Strong, Benevolent Leadero Influenced Te World. Around Alf Of Te Papers Were About Hitler. FML

#21102694
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On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Ma Students All Anded In Tere 1,000 Word Papers. Te Assignment Was 4 Tem To Write About A Strong, Benevolent Leadero Influenced Te World. Around Alf Of Te Papers Were About Hitler. FML

#21102694
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On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today upon being askd to name all the planets I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in mah head to remember them. FML

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On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class . One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation . She was serious . FML

#21076929
127 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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