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Today , I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute there jumps correctly. Me? I skatd a flawless program. I was placd last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. fat FML

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93 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by depressedskatergirl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

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263 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out first-and tat te most orrifying sigt u can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty wit eac oter in a dance club's run-down... public restroom. FML

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On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

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65 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom told me mah relationship is a joke, cuz teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorcd three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of mah nose. FML

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160 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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49 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

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192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

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87 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday... While In The Prison I Work At... I Cummed Down With Severe Digestion Issues. Master Control Probably Laughed As They Watched Me Wait At The Security Gates In A Cold Sweat... Squeezing Mah Ass-cheeks Together Lyk An Inmate Smuggling Contraband. FML

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87 comments

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On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

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138 comments

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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