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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1172
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About josh5634 : Oh man. Theyir afta meh! Tha gramma nazisssss! Help! D:

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Today , some kids stole all four looool weels off my car. Tey were nice enoug to leave a note an some money toug , "for te bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (2780)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, mah mom confused me with mah dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83393) - you deserved it (6245)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today , to impress mah friends , I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set mah broken leg. FML

#15786221
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9323) - you deserved it (34901)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I CONFRONTED MA USBAND ABOUT IM BIENG UNFAITFUL!! HE SAID IS REASONS WERE BECAUSE E'S JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE AN MA CURRENT WIEGT REPULSES IM!! I'M SIX MONTS PREGNANT WIT IS CILD!! FML

#15784474
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58658) - you deserved it (4162)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... mah girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax... mah mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop... and in order to distract from the situation at hand... I had to carry on the conversation with mah mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (10594)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML

#15075987
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48460) - you deserved it (4434)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Taday I had to fake fall down the stars so mah mom would stop texting and actually pay attention tohat I was saying!! FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (13234)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the vending machine, putted in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. mega FML

#15006025
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you deserved it (9135)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I was rudely stoppd in te park by a woman screaming at me fir being a slut fir aving a baby so young. Se got so workd up tat se startd swereing. Not only was I just babysitting fir a friend , I am unable to get te toddler to stop swereing. FML

#14772330
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42064) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

2day I was grounded fir not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor looool phone calls... make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40858) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was woken up by ma sister and er usband pretending to make moaning sounds in te room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to figt back. It turns out te "moaning" was actually tier dogs snoring down stars. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10379) - you deserved it (35156)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend questiond y I always puttd mah shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes mah shirts to regain there form an tightness. His response: "You should throw your virginia in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41544) - you deserved it (15314)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse... and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guessho I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? real FML

#12679955
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46187) - you deserved it (5777)

On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excitd to try it out, I usd it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it lookd an felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10749) - you deserved it (58779)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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