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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51262) - you deserved it (4450)

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Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML


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