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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jordandenise74 : I'm 18 , just graduated and am going to USC in the fall . I'm really athletic , loud and energetic ! I love tattoos and have a couple of piercings . And yes my profile pic is me ! :)

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