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  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12651) - you deserved it (15215)

On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5968) - you deserved it (32297)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)



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