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jonnygw's favorite FMLs
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It… Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering… Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at…