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jonnied23

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6703
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

#20832277
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51107) - you deserved it (5565)

On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today.. . somaona told ma that initials raally fit parsonality . I took it as a stranga complimant.. . until I raalizad initials spall "aw" . FML

#20832005
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

#20829596
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43691) - you deserved it (7283)

On 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Taday I was in te restroom at work snickering at some funny stories on ma pone wile I took a dump. Little did I know tat te assole in te next stall would report me to our boss claiming e'd eard wierd noises ten lookd over te divider and witnessd me jacking off to porn. FML

#20829508
83 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm - work - by fired (man) -

Today , I found the carcass of the frog that got into mah house last week. It was a horrifying sight , but not nerely as horrifying as the fact that I found it in mah refrigerator. No , I don't know how it got in there either. FML

#20828988
99 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 12:15pm - animals - by W...T...F (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend only has sex with me to get me to shut up. FML

#20827840
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46152) - you deserved it (19595)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by blissful oblivion (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, Mah Husband And I Were Fooling Around, And Things Got Heated. In The Heat Of Things, I Told Him To Tear Mah Panties Off. He Took It Literally And Yanked At Them With All His Might. It's Been Two Hours And I Still Can't Walk Straight. FML

#20827713
82 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

TODAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING ME, MAH GYNECOLOGIST SUDDENLY TOOK A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH AND VOMITED ON THE FLOOR. FML

#20826932
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56667) - you deserved it (15966)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (40541)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't bieng enough of a cockbite, because he looked at mah junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics an totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

#20825918
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45596) - you deserved it (3630)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by hardee fucking har yourself, sir (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party 4 a bunc of eigt year olds. One of tem decided it'd be funny to ave a contest to see wo could make te most bubble wit tere farts. It led to tree kids sitting temselve in te pool, and me aving te dubiou onor of cleaning it up. fat FML

#20823903
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57806) - you deserved it (4399)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today , the window cleaner did his round at mah house. I sat at mah mrror applying makeup and doing mah hair. When he cummed to mah window , he yelled rather loudly , ( Stop putting on a show 4 me , u drty slut! ) FML

#20823799
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47261) - you deserved it (6128)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by stillembarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom



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