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jones1134

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jones1134 : Not much to say, just a 16 year old guy working part time in a grocery store near home.

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jones1134's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (4801)

On 03/23/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55767) - you deserved it (6337)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)



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