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jojimugo

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  • Number of visits : 1130
  • Number of comments : 406
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About jojimugo : I'm originally from Kenya but now am living in the US , am a typical dude , loves sports and hanging out with my people's but I do have a passion for reading books, I believe the key to succeed in life is to know a little bit of everything . I love meeting new people so if u wanna halla, halla

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jojimugo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
98 comments

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (39633)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (3300)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

#21332358
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32575) - you deserved it (4124)

On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33020) - you deserved it (6738)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51857) - you deserved it (4117)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)



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