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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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jogihoppa8343's favorite FMLs
by ManderDander / 09/05/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
by Anonypiss / 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by jobless / 04/10/2015 at 2:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Jakesssss / 04/09/2015 at 9:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I did the smart thing and bought an umbrella before walking to work. My efforts proved useless when a truck ran through a huge puddle and drenched me from head to toe. My underwear was still wet 4 hours later. FML
by Tadpolecrusader / 04/08/2015 at 7:05am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML
by idontknowwhatiamdoing / 04/15/2014 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by no / 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML
by Sleepless / 02/03/2014 at 8:29am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 6:40am / Australia / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…