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  • Town/Country : Sembawang, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 908
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joetan : I'm a Singaporean... :-P

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joetan's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

#21515040
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (3878)

On 01/14/2016 at 1:17am - health - by ringrash - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

#21485867
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54576) - you deserved it (11940)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59396) - you deserved it (68221)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

#20595377
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61421) - you deserved it (6869)

On 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

#20575072
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44841) - you deserved it (4052)

On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (42575)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (3653)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42480) - you deserved it (12499)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52850) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60227) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39388) - you deserved it (8018)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15888) - you deserved it (25635)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (8156)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

#6976806
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47607) - you deserved it (3722)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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