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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About joelpower : I'm a huge FML lover... I'm also a gamer.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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