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joedirtxtc
  • Town/Country : San Angelo, Texas, USA, USA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 121
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About joedirtxtc : I'm a badass plain and simple. I don't comment much but when I do they are not funny. FYL.

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Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (2701)

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