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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2523
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About joea21 : Country, gym, and beer makes a perfect life.

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joea21's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

#20131535
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (2236)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

#20131351
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19388) - you deserved it (50318)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML

#20118386
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24100) - you deserved it (1634)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm - misc - by notattractiveatall (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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