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by derped-out sperm / 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm / Ireland / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 10:56am / Japan / Love
Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
by cubs44fan / 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm / United States (Indiana) / Geek
Today, my sister told me about a website that explained why our stressed cat has been obsessively pulling out the fur on her legs. Interested, I asked for a link. Not just out of deep concern for the cat, but because I have the same problem. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 1111222233334444 / 02/18/2014 at 6:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm / Australia / Love
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom / Work
by lbailey32 / 02/03/2014 at 8:30pm / United States (New York) / Love
by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 2:02pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
by Zach Got Robbed / 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
- Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was… Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it.… Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She…