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Today, five minutes before closing, a woman came in to buy over $300 worth of clothing from the sales rack. My manager and I had to ring it all up, de-sensor it, fold it, bag it, etc. After it was all rung up, her credit card was declined. FML
by IntoTheClouds / 05/22/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (Vermont) / Work
by Jae_Hellyun / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Itsnotmeitsyou / 10/11/2013 at 2:09am / Australia / Work
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
by fed up/turned off / 10/02/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
by anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:35am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Pontiacman92 / 08/29/2013 at 3:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Embarrassed / 08/22/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by HoratioNo / 08/14/2013 at 2:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
by AnnoyedByFriends / 08/08/2013 at 12:43am / Miscellaneous
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by unknown relationship / 06/28/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Illinois) / Work