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by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals
Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML
by TooLesbian / 09/24/2014 at 10:33pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by morgan_rumm / 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm / Miscellaneous
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 1:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by mathesonn / 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML
by livingamongtheflowers / 05/15/2014 at 1:40am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
by MILF / 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
by damn / 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not… Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on… Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw…