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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (17 years)
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About jnunez0517 : I'm just trying to live my life. And I love reading about peoples lives
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jnunez0517's favorite FMLs

Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40595) - you deserved it (3861)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (8721)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45473) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (4495)

On 06/07/2014 at 1:15am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40722) - you deserved it (6538)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML


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On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML


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On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by that girl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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