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Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wantd to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16652) - you deserved it (48972)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML

#2656270
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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11853) - you deserved it (49724)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

#2376689
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On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today I was running outside !! On te last mile I am along side some fields !! Wile running along te side of te road I glanced down and saw a snake !! I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl !! Te snake was dead !!

#2176338
73 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 10:08am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting at my collaga campus, thara wara good looking girls all around ma an I was trying to catch thair aya an smila, latting tham know I'm availabla. A buttarfly flaw by ma an I scraamd. FML

#2123826
187 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
76 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
230 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated , as usual. I looked up and saw a dark , mysteriou figure entering mah room. Still half asleep , I screamed and dived under mah covers. The dark , mysteriou figure was mah mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#1564480
107 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)



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