About jmx14 : Hey what's up. I just come here to laugh at the FMLs. I like watching Anime such as Bleach, Attack on Titans and GTO(Great Teacher Onizuka). I love listening to Trance/Techno/House Music especially Swedish House Mafia. I want to study Engineering(Mechanical & Civil). If you want to know anything else or just want to talk just message me.
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by ninaaaa / 02/23/2014 at 7:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids
Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML
by Michaelichael / 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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