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jmx14
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jmx14 : Hey what's up. I just come here to laugh at the FMLs. I like watching Anime such as Bleach, Attack on Titans and GTO(Great Teacher Onizuka). I love listening to Trance/Techno/House Music especially Swedish House Mafia. I want to study Engineering(Mechanical & Civil). If you want to know anything else or just want to talk just message me.

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Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

#21069691
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30832) - you deserved it (3221)

On 02/23/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by ninaaaa - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

#21069230
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (18869)

On 02/23/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by weak - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50196) - you deserved it (13068)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7947) - you deserved it (33368)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123680) - you deserved it (9416)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)



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