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Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by lifesux17 / 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Jello / 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
by madfather / 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by notsohappy / 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML
by efffmylife / 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by buster / 02/13/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Flavorite / 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Tennisplayer / 02/10/2009 at 12:59am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by parishiltonsbff / 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm / United States (California) / Love
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I… Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing… Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel…