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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 490
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jjneep : ilikeart&mybf;)

jjneep's page activity

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jjneep's favorite FMLs

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

by KMilly / 05/01/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy