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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (57556)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by KMilly (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (694655) - you deserved it (464126)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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