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jjmiller1001

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1170
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jjmiller1001 : Randall Stevens is the guilty one. I will now take questions. groverP

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Today I woke up to my daughter crying an my son running through the living room completely nakd with her bottle laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29093) - you deserved it (3083)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I landed my frst job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I fine out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML

#21244497
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36723) - you deserved it (5348)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:03pm - work - by fucked - United States (California)

Today , Christmas changed mah life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39028) - you deserved it (6816)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

#20944786
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62398) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

#20943997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48058) - you deserved it (8627)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I haard that thara was supposad to ba a huga blizzard haading our way, so I want out to stock up on grocarias. Aftar spanding $600 on food, I drova homa an packad most of it into tha fridga an fraazar just in tima 4 our powar to go out. FML

#20918430
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39952) - you deserved it (23739)

On 10/13/2013 at 1:23am - money - by hungry (man) - United States

today I arrived at my college dorm!! To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone!! Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone!! Guess who now owes the phone company all my money!! FML

#20868766
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43598) - you deserved it (11091)

On 09/05/2013 at 11:49am - money - by OweLotsaMoney - United States

Today A Lady Cussed Me Out Fir Not Bringing Her Salad An Pizza To Her Table. She Then Wanted Her Money Back. I Work At A Buffet; A Self-serve Buffet. FML

#20859830
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45829) - you deserved it (2542)

On 08/30/2013 at 12:33am - work - by pizza girl - United States (Mississippi)

Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

#20858539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49342) - you deserved it (2606)

On 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm - love - by marryinghimanyway (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peieng on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out an call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower!! FML

#20801125
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52188) - you deserved it (5925)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.

#20800901
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62101) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watche TV on his iPhone. FML

#20799897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49178) - you deserved it (4250)

On 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by oddgrrl99 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49604) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States



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