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jjesseroggaa
  • Town/Country : East Wenathcee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jjesseroggaa : Christian.
EmoHair.
BirdLegs.
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BestFriend.
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Mathmetician.
Architect.
Artist.
Photographer.
Videographer.

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jjesseroggaa's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12838) - you deserved it (34212) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24599) - you deserved it (5453)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)



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