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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the… Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically…