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jgwyh
  • Town/Country : 'Straya (Australia)
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

#21100568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (6703)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

#21090611
121 comments

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

#21054738
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45495) - you deserved it (4395)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

#21052729
117 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm - health - by sashimi9999 - United States (California)

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

#21047385
49 comments

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On 02/01/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

#21044260
92 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

#21042109
221 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
90 comments

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On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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