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Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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