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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jezombie : I usually just visit this app on my breaks at work or when I'm super bored.

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Visits<b>Leo619</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:35am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:29pm<b>Big_Bawws</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:33pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:18am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:39pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:33pm<b>Epic_Marshmalllw</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:37pm<b>konstantinos616</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:04am<b>Novaxer</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 8:24pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:26pm<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:52am<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:33pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:40am<b>johnfolk</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:33pm<b>XxwhosawesoMExX</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:47pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:50pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 12:59am<b>fudgeeocookies</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 11:49pm

Fucked!<b>moron011</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:49am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:46pm<b>johnfolk</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:33am<b>XxwhosawesoMExX</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:57am

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jezombie's favorite FMLs

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53315) - you deserved it (7249)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48586) - you deserved it (5592)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

#21090080
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55125) - you deserved it (4675)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53208) - you deserved it (9170)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

#20750993
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43318) - you deserved it (3111)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

#20695159
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64310) - you deserved it (5166)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50802) - you deserved it (10892)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a textbook for my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turned out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printed, and stapled together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33525) - you deserved it (2816)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

#20510255
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30610) - you deserved it (6257)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (8565)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39754) - you deserved it (17132)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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