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jewjewbee's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by thanksmom / 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by stick / 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
by tryscal / 07/12/2009 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Animals
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
by creeped_out_ / 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…