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jewjewbee's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by thanksmom / 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by stick / 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
by tryscal / 07/12/2009 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Animals
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
by creeped_out_ / 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…