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by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Jack00412 / 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 2:42am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
by ouch / 03/02/2014 at 3:44am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 5:42am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
by KarateKid76 / 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by o_O / 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…