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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom
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I am a mother of an awesome little boy. He was born on January 4th of 2013. I got pregnant and gave birth at 19. I use this site to laugh and have fun.
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OP here. I can't believe this got posted before I went to bed! Hahaha! For some reason this got edited out, but he ended up smacking me in the face after he bit me. He's 9 months old so he thinks it's hilarious obviously. And I'm not sure why it didn't show my name, I posted it while logged in. And as for the person who said time for bottle feeding, he won't take a bottle, which is fine with me! He's teething so he tends to bite more when he is. Glad to know my son has made people laugh :)