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jesswuvs2laf
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jesswuvs2laf : Hello.
My name is Jesse, I'm 16 years old and live in Florida.
I've performed at Disney's Candlelight Processional.
I love to draw and sing.
I'm also a therian.
Yes, my profile picture is me.
I don't have a kik.
Do not pm me to get with me!
(I won't respond right away, I'm very busy)

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Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (37450)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50119) - you deserved it (6310)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:00pm - health - by foreveralone - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

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222 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
153 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States



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